Wednesday, 01 April 2009

  • They always said it was coming...

    Now it is finally here!  The South Will Rise Again!!!! 

    Obama has declared that Chevy and Dodge pull out of NASCAR.  This will probably kill NASCAR.  If Obama wanted to finally alienate the South, he has done it.  The Stars and Bars are going to wave and a huge NASCAR car will be in the middle of them!  The congresses are meeting as we speak!

    Well, as much as I hate to see my country torn asunder, it is time to choose sides!  Who will you choose: Obama or NASCAR?  The line has been drawn, there is no pulling back!  Will you support NASCAR and the rights of every American, will you stand with the south?  Or will support Obama and the destruction of the right to always turn left?  Choose a side, you must!

    Me?  Well, I like Jeff Gordon.  And even Tony Stewart supports do-it-yourself.  (But the new South might have to get a better anthem, how do you fight if you are always looking away?)  Well, I shall go and gather my stuff together, I must be sure to pack my biscuit recipe, it is the only way to prove my loyalty!

     

     

     

    Note the date, please....

Comments (3)

  • arohk

    We are a band of brothers and native to the soil
    Fighting for our Chevorlets, we gained by honest toil
    And when our cars were threatened, the cry rose near and far
    Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star!


    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    For Southern rights, hurrah!
    Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.


    As long as the Union was faithful to her trust
    Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
    But when Obaman treachery attempts our sports to mar
    We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.


    Ye men of valor gather round the banner of the right
    Doge and fair Chevorlet join us in the fight
    Hendrick, our loved President, and Johnson statesman rare
    Now rally round the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.


    Then here's to our Confederacy, strong we are and brave,
    Like patriots of old we'll fight, our Southern sport to save;
    And rather than submit to Ford, to die we would prefer,
    So cheer for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.


    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    For Southern rights, hurrah!
    Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star.


  • literalist_fiend

    hahahaha!! oy. "I might've known it would be something serious." (quote! from? )

  • Vendethiel

    @arohk - I love the anthem!  Very nice.

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